Glitchberry is the delicious treat of AI superbots in the far distant future, brought backward through time to let you savor the sweet glitch in its golden juice.
Is it infused with fresh nanotech and advanced quantum particles to give you energy and focus? Possibly. Our researchers are still reverse-engineering it.
But we do know it's packed with vitamins and nootropics to fuel your transformation into a meta-human.
Inadvisable for children, pregnant or nursing women, those trying to get pregnant, and people sensitive to caffeine or other included ingredients. Do not mix with alcohol. Do not exceed two (2) servings per day. Consult with your physician before consuming functional beverages. One (1) serving is recommended for best results in healthy adults.
